Presenting-“The Cowntess Moasty-Toasty of the House Cocoamuff, First of Her Name, the Unburnt Toast Almost, Queen of all Ambling Bovines and the First Moos, Cowleesi of the Great Grassland Stretch, Breaker of Great Wind and prospective mother of Prize Heifers…”
A secret tryst in the barn, induced by unlimited Cocoa and muffins, Pat-a-cake being the predominant theme, Moasty-Toasty was christened after her gleaming brown coat reminded the others the toast was almost burnt before her first Moo.
The First of Her Name, and probably the Last. It won’t catch on, really now, would it?
The Queen of all Ambling Bovines, for Moasty Toasty has been known to emulate her mother, the Cowager, who was known errr, for mooching. The Cowager has long since been forgotten, the public having such short moomory.
Thus, the addition First Moos.
Cowleesi, note the eyes, the tuft of hair, the distinct resemblance. The sun never sets on the Prairies, Pampas, Veld, Rangelands, Steppes, and Savannah, Great Grassland stretches all.
The ABC diet, rich in asparagus, beans, broccoli, brussels sprouts, and cabbage contribute to the penultimate title.
Throw in handsome Angus, and you’ll have little Bullah, and Cownnie gamboling in no time at all.
[200 words] Sorry, went overboard! 😀